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Joke of the Day

"Police vs Driver Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""

"TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine Oops, wrong sub."

"If Apple made a car, what would it be lacking? Windows"

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."

"Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna ... get back to you on that tomorrow..."

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."

"Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights."

"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"

"What is the worst thing about people who don't finish anything?"