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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards? Lawrence of Dublin."
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"why does mommy cry when she cuts onions? ""she feels guilty cuz she stole them. see *lifts son onto lap* your mother likes to steal onions"""
"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."
"I'm on Twitter because my brother got a chemistry set for christmas when he was little and I got plaid pants."
"All my friends clubbed together and got me a sweater I would've preferred a moaner or a screamer, but you can't have it all"
"There's no wrong answer until you answer differently than me."
"Who gets the most ass in college? The chair"
"What's Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? [NSFW] A pick pocket snatches watches."