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Joke of the Day

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"How do you turn your girlfriend into an angry pirate? Cum in a her eye and kick her in the shin."

"What do Donald Trump and Mondays have in common Nobody likes them."

"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."

"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"

"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"I bought my friend a new computer screen for Xmas. His New Year resolution is 1920 x 1080."

"No one in the Star Trek universe knows how to tie a neck tie. They're all use to Klingons."

"Why do white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."

"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."