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Joke of the Day

"Mom stop you are not funny Son: Mom stop you are not funny, you never make jokes. Mom: I made you."

"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."

"Math Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."

"I Love You!! Is that you or your beer talking? Thats me.. talking to my beer"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !"

"Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers."

"Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!"

"Him:The seven dwarves were on a bus, they all started to feel Sleepy. So Sleepy got off. Me:Oh come on, man! That pun was Dopey!"

"Father, pardon, excuse, exonerate, absolve, acquit, forgive me, for I have synonymed."

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."