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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""
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"I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed."
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"What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion? I was putting on Mass."
"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."
"Have you heard about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"At the hospital... NSFW At the hospital, I overheard two doctors discussing a patient that came in with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. They described the patient's condition as stable..."
"Forget The Walmart and Amazon scam I have the best price on a PS4. I am gonna need about Tree Fiddy."
"When I met you I was completely blown away because the wind was ridiculous."