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Joke of the Day

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."

"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"

"""Man this milk is SO strong. It's got like, 30% lactose or some shit. Whatever that means."" -baby parties"

"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez."

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."

"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code."

"If a man says something in the woods and there is not a woman to hear it, is he still wrong? I was going to post this is in /r/philosophy but I think we all agree on the same answer."