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Joke of the Day

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."

"What's a Brooklyn contractors favorite dance? Dewalts"

"What's the difference between a ""narrative"" and a ""circle jerk""? How you spell them."

"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."

"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."

"i dont give a frick about your car's horse power i want to know about its other powers lets start with duck power"

"What do you call war fought with bees? ...Beeological Warfare"

"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"

"Purely a Fable One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch... But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day."

"ATTN FILMMAKERS: Is it possible the future won't be colored a bleak greenish gray with constant rain, or are you really sure of this?"