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Joke of the Day
"How do blind doctors deliver babies? With a can't c-section."
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"How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?"
"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."
"A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink"
"My girlfriend and I used to argue in bed... I liked to sleep all stretched out like a starfish, and she liked to sleep with a Russian body-builder called Ivan."
"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"
"Ever been so tired at work that people thought you were drunk? I hope so because that's the only excuse I have for being drunk at work."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"My friend asked me what I thought about Internet message boards. I said ""I'm all forum"""
"Everybody loves my mom's cooking The only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me"