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Joke of the Day
"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."
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"When I get heavier, I am actually easier to pick up. What am I? A woman"
"Do you know how to plant tulips? Yes, then how about planting tu-lips on this"
"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."
"Girl I work with says to me, ""Why dont you like Taylor Swift? Shes awesome!"". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in."
"Alabama changed the drinking age to 34 They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools"
"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"
"Autocorrect is why I have crust issues."
"Why can't you have military coup in Russia? Because in Russia the military coups you."
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