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Joke of the Day
"Menbership (n): the fact of being a member of the Old Boys club."
Next Joke
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, detonate the explosive collar."
"Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground? Well well well..."
"Have you decided on dinner? ""Yes, I'll have the chicken, grilled."" Very good. *hears waiter yelling at chicken* WHERE WERE YOU LAST TUESDAY"
"'hey babe, you fancy Amazon prime movie and instant video online demand service and chill later?' No thanks dad"
"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"
"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"
"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."
"-1 23 It was delicious."
"""Just this one more episode."" you said, and all the voices in your head laughed and laughed, and slapped their knees."