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Joke of the Day

"If a man says something in the woods and there is not a woman to hear it, is he still wrong? I was going to post this is in /r/philosophy but I think we all agree on the same answer."

"The worst is when someone ceases but they don't desist. That's some bullshit right there. Gotta do those simultaneously and whatnot."

"Did you hear about the man who got squashed by a tree whist in between two bales? He's Hay Oak Hay now."

"Two chemists walk into a bar... The first one said ""I want some H2O please"".The other chemist said ""I'd like some H2O too"".Then he died."

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."

"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."

"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"

"How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin? She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* ""I'm out..."""

"What's a vampire's favorite hobby? In-grave-ing."

"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"