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Joke of the Day
"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"
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"What is the stinkiest businessman? Entra-Manure"
"Very normal stages of anger: 1) kinda upset 2) crying 3) imagining yourself singing a revengeful song to them at a talent show"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."
"I've just started a band. We're called 1023MB. We haven't got a gig yet."
"TIM: how are you? ME: it's Monday TIM: yeah ME: the sun is up TIM: are u just listing facts? ME: lettuce is a member of the sunflower family"
"I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are ""slender and agile"" which pretty much rules that out."
"My wife asked me to play doctor with her... ...she is now waiting for three hours in front of the bedroom."
"Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild."
"What's the difference between a woman and bacon....? You can't beat bacon....!"