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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code."
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"Hey dude, can you make a pamphlet for me? For you bro? Sure."
"How did NASCAR get that name? Redneck: 'That's nascar ye got there."""
"I love watching the wife sleep. Not so much the husband."
"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."
"I'm no longer with a girl because she lied about her weight. She died in a bungee jumping accident."
"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."
"Someone on my FB posted a snap that said ""I'm boared"" And I'm just like....... *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment *don't comment"
"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"
"9/11 never forget 11/9 always regret"