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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"

"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."

"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""

"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."

"I am a feminist. Unless you tell me to go and bring you a sandwich. I'm also a waitress."

"I want my hearse to have 'JUST DIED' written on the windshield with cans tied to the rear bumper."

"Why do Call of Duty players hate Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh come on, the man is a stupid camping hardscoper!"

"Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals."

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"