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Joke of the Day
"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"
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"How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked? He fainted after the punch line."
"An Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew are sitting at a bar What a fine example of an integrated community."
"What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr? Nap-kin"
"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"
"You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body."
"Um how poor are you to sell your own yard? For real. And like, nobody's going to buy it with tables full of junk all over it. Geez. Idiots."
"German people are so rude. I helped someone in Berlin and all he did was call me ""donkey."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his friend Gregory Peck."
"When life hands you melons... you're dyslexic."