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Joke of the Day
"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"
Next Joke
"Using the toilet on the airplane means I'm certified to teach yoga now."
"The only thing worse than seeing something done wrong is seeing it done slowly."
"* Kindergarten* Hi kids! I'm the homeroom mom for your class. [writes name on chalkboard] [Boy Raises hand] We can't read. No one can read"
"What do pancakes do when they are scared? They crepe themselves ;D"
"I just dropped 15 pounds! But don't worry, I unplugged the toilet afterwards."
"Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself..."
"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."
"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."
"if Donald trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat who survives? America"