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Joke of the Day
"You really have to question the judgment of people who have children on purpose."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...bought for far less money than it would have cost to buy it locally."
"Saw a black guy walking the streets carrying a tv and I thought ""is that one mine""?... ... then I remembered it couldn't be mine because mine was mowing the lawn at the moment."
"""Just spots"" ""I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes."" ""Did you ever see a doctor?"" ""No, just spots."""
"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"I like my women like I like my wine. 5 years old and locked in a cellar. (I CAN FEEL THE RETRIBUTION ALREADY)"
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!!"
"What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch? Namaste"