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Joke of the Day
"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."
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"Does He Bite Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out."
"During activities I'm like batteries I'm never included"
"How long does it take To microwave a baby? I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer."
"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."
"[job interview] ""Have any questions?"" Think the 3 Little Pigs hired the Big Bad Wolf to blow their houses down to collect insurance money?"
"What's your New Year's resolution? Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately."
"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"
"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."
"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."