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Joke of the Day

"Wine - you're gonna sleep good Beer - you're probably going to hit on your cousin. Whiskey - everyone will see your genitals."

"The start of a child porno Little girl: Uncle, how are babies made? Uncle: Take your clothes off, I'll show you."

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna? Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe?"

"My mom should have been on a plane that crashed on 9/11 *I* think."

"Did you hear about those new anti-gravity cars? They really drive me up a wall!"

"Why are fat couples always so close? Gravity"

"I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; I feel like the woman in every mattress commercial."

"Why did the Chicken cross the Basketball Court? Because he heard the Ref was Blowing Fowls."

"What 6 inches goes to your mouth? Toothbrush...you dirty bastard"