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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."
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"How did Arnie convince his wife to move in with him? ""Live vit me if you vant to cum"""
"I call bullshit, airport baby changing station! I wanted an Asian baby but I'm stuck with the white kid I flew in with."
"Um, my eyes are up here. -giraffes"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
"""Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?"" [ sigh ] ""You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe."" [ bathrobe sags dejectedly ]"
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud."
"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."
"How did the Roman feel when he cannibalized his nagging wife? Glad-he-ater"
"What's the difference between a garbonzo bean and a Russian chick pea? Trump never paid money to see a garbonzo bean!"