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Joke of the Day
"For all of us singles out there... Happy Ballantine's day!!"
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"License and registration please. ""Bears."" Excuse me? ""Beaaaaars."" Are you drunk sir? ""BEAAAARS!"" Stop saying bea- *cop is mauled by bears*"
"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 Because Microsoft 7 8 9"
"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."
"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"
"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"
"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."
"Banks are like girlfriends... ...they just want all your money."
"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."