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Joke of the Day

"So there are these two fish in a tank... One of them says to the other, ""I'll drive, you man the guns""."

"Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base."

"(UK) Did you hear about the new brand of shampoo for pikeys? Go 'n' Wash"

"(NSFW) What's a vagina's favorite type of music? Cuntry!"

"When you pick a name for your kid, type it in Microsoft Word first. If the red squiggly line shows up, please reconsider."

"Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up."

"Middle age is mostly getting super excited about different flavors of hummus."

"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""

"One could say that Brexit has been ... ... quite secessful."

"Did you hear they recently opened a bar on the moon? The cocktails are great, but it has no atmosphere."