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Joke of the Day
"Banks are like girlfriends... ...they just want all your money."
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"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."
"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"
"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."
"What do you call a marijuana robbery? A high-st"
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"Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !"
"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."
"They say video games make u violent, but hundreds of years ago we burned people alive for being witches so probably humans are just garbage"
"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."