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Joke of the Day
"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."
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"I was trying to make a joke about leprechauns... ...but I came up short."
"Sign: ""No alcohol past this point."" Translation: Bet you can't chug this entire beer, right now."