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Joke of the Day

"I asked my local store why they don't round the 99 cent price tags to a dollar They said that there's no cents in the change"

"What comes after a farting competition? Farty!"

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"

"Top 5 causes of loose stools: 5. Indian food 4. Lactose 3. Coffee 2. Mexican food 1. IKEA"

"The TSA agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me ""Nice penis."" Thank you, Al Qaeda!"

"Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho."

"PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, ""You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!"" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert."

"Why no, stranger, I CAN'T believe how early it gets dark now despite the fact this phenomena has occurred every single year of my existence."

"i hate when you meet new friends and you don't know how comfortable you can be with them. like will she get offended if i talk about the D"