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Joke of the Day

"Crazy that we could end poverty by having an airplane drop thousands of inspirational quotes from Facebook on a 3rd world village."

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles *It's a verbal joke.*"

"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""

"What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you? Go for the juggler."

"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."

"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."

"What do you call a protein that has anger management issues? Amino acid!"

"The way I bend the rules should qualify as yoga."