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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"
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"My wife is a beautiful, kind & giving woman who also checks my TL."
"Don't you hate it when you misjudge a moment of silence and lean in for a kiss. Worst police interrogation ever."
"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."
"When does a pear become a pair? When one appears."
"Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once"
"What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop"
"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"
"Today's date: 4/9/16 2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16"
"The doctor says to the old man ""Sir, i see what the problem is. You've got a suppository stuck in your ear!"" And the old man says, ""well, now i know what happened to my hearing aid!"""