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Joke of the Day

"I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts."

"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."

"At least she didn't say swallow. What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says: ""Spit your gum out."" the other says: ""Chew Chew."" /Badum cshhhh"

"Ronda Rousey in her latest match.. She really did suffer the agony of da feet."

"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"

"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"

"On TV shows, answering machines are actually saying leave a message after the fuck."

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."

"Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito? If you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking!"

"I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain."