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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about Chris Brown's latest Hit? Left Hook."

"Why is there no windows 9? Obviously 789 I would be surprised if you said something else."

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"Patient: I have a strawberry lodged in my anus. Doctor: I have some cream for that."

"What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."

"Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny."

"New diet plan: murder all the skinny people."

"In Soviet Russia... TV watches you. With much apologies to Yakov Smirnoff (who rarely told them). Please to bring on Russian Reversal jokes in comments."

"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."