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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito? If you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking!"

"What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply? Mas cow."

"Knock knock. Who's there? A puerile, often racist subreddit run on dad jokes."

"Woke up to find a cruise ship parked right outside my hotel window. well if you think this is going to make me put on clothes you're wrong."

"At first I was shocked by how graphic the sex scenes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes was.... Then I realized I was watching Interracial Gangbangs part 7"

"So this store ""Hole Foods"" just sells donuts and Swiss cheese?"

"What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day."

"You know what they say If the water slide is broken, the log ride's still open!"

"What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called? I don't know, but it isn't *relevant*!"

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."