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Joke of the Day
"I asked my North Korean friend how life was there He said he couldn't complain."
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"There are 11 types of people in this world.. a) those that understand Roman numerals. b) those that don't understand Roman numerals."
"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"
"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"
"""This soup was so good I wish I could just...NOMCRNCHNCH"" *chewing glass* ""There must be a better way!"" -Inventing the bread bowl"
"What do you do when Ronda says ""Not Tonight""? Kick her out of bed"
"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."
"TIL a French man named Philippe Fallope invented the flip flop"
"CALIFORNIA Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"What do you call a blonde in a BMW? Optional."