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Joke of the Day

"Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job? The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blow job."

"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."

"Power Rangers taught me that the way to solve a problem is to pose in front of it aggressively until it explodes"

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"They say laughter is the best form of medicine. Well unfortunately my insurance doesn't cover it."

"Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven made six confused."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."

"me: *pretending to know about vegetables to impress the cashier* corm is one of my favorite yellows *gingerly taps banana*"

"What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes? Americans don't get them."