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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones? Twitter only allows 140 characters."

"What did the banker use for birth control? His personality"

"What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail? A small medium at large."

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"

"I've spent the better part of my marriage battling to get these two strings inside my wife's shirt to actually stay on this hanger"

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"What do men and pizza have in common? That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h..."

"To the Engineer To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"