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Joke of the Day

"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"

"Having sex with you is like playing hide and seek After the first 60 seconds you yell ""ready or not, here I come!"""

"FRIEND: Wow you have bought A LOT of frozen food ME: I like to plan ahead FRIEND: But you haven't got a freezer ME: I'm a terrible planner"

"I'm surprised more killers haven't lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial"

"Two guys walk into a bar... ... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it."

"her: what's your sign? im a cancer me [never heard of astrology before]: im a aids"

"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."

"I don't see why being an astronaut is so hard, school teachers do it. Get in the rocket, rocket goes up, rocket blows up. I could do that."

"Did you hear that they exhumed the body of John Lennon? All they found was a dead beetle..."