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Joke of the Day
"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"
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"[commercial] WOMAN: have u ever wondered what would happen if a car alarm could swim? NARRATOR: geese"
"hey i just met you and this is crazy but i'm your mom now you small weak baby"
"What do you call an unconscious computer programmer? dfghjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj"
"I just read a list of ""100 Things To Do Before You Die"". I was pretty surprised that ""yell for help"" wasn't one of them."
"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"
"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."
"What did a Vegetarian Cannibal eat? Stephen Hawking."
"Raccoons are like hobos, they live outside plus they don't like being shaved while they're eating."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock!"