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Joke of the Day

"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."

"Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong."

"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"

"So a guy gave his friends 10 puns to try and make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."

"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."

"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"

"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."

"[at interview] ""ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"" umm ""..."" subwoofer? ""welcome to the navy seals"""

"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."

"My grandfather gave me some sound advice when on his deathbed... ""It's worth investing in good speakers."" he said."