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Joke of the Day

"Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong."

"imagined Beyonce taking a dump and it ruined my morning"

"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"

"My friend graduated in psychology with a 3.8 GPA I wish she'd stop telling me her life story and just give me my order of fries already."

"I saw a group of kids trying to put another kid into a dumpster. I had to step in, they couldn't even lift him. We high-fived & laughed."

"A photon checks into a hotel... And the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Most of my workday is me thinking what my couch is doing right now."

"Two men walk into a bar.. The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies."

"A dog walks into a bar and orders several strong drinks. He appears to be sad. The bartender asks him, ""Why are you ordering so many drinks?"". The dog responds, ""I've had a ruff day."""

"What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator? A caiman like a wrecking ball."