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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather gave me some sound advice when on his deathbed... ""It's worth investing in good speakers."" he said."

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"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."
"I've been eating a lot of Thai food lately to lose weight. I'm on an Ethnic Cleanse."
"My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine."
"So an Irishman walks out of bar... Haha no he didn't"
"What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food? Meesa Soup"
"I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late."
"A man was found with his dick in a peanut butter jar... He was fucking nuts."
"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."
"[shipwreck diary] Day 32: a plane flew over last night but I fired the only flare on day 5 to celebrate my first solid shit in over a week"