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Joke of the Day
"People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away."
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"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"
"What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas? Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift"
"Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because his mother was in a jam."
"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
"a drug that makes you reallize that you don't actually like the internet that much and maybe you should go for a walk or call a friend."
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