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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Root Beer in a Square Glass? Beer."

"Italian names sound delicious. Even Mussolini, sounds like a fried cheese that ends up oppressing your digestive process. #Italians"

"When was the last time the Indians were the champions? Before Columbus came."

"How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously."

"Did you know there's a type of spider that eats snails and uses the shell as armor to attack birds? That's not true. I'm sorry."

"What do you call it when a jewish submarine operator is discriminated against for being gay? Subjugation."

"What do you say to a family who has just experienced death of a family member due to anorexia? Sorry for the loss."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"

"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."