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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"
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"Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher? Because he was Haydn."
"A GoFundMe, so I can buy an avocado."
"Fears: dying alone, getting horribly maimed or disfigured, people who stick their tongue out in photos"
"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"
"What did the astronaut from AA say in space? ""Houston, I have a problem."""
"Plastic bags biodegrade quicker than my mum getting to the point on the phone."
"Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman."
"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."
"If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it... ...does a hipster buy it's album? Not mine but I love it."