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Joke of the Day
"Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Me: Why? What've you got?"
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"What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target."
"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."
"There are 3 types of people in this world.. ..Those who can count, and those who can't."
"*phone rings* SATAN: Hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? ME: No returns SATAN: Please. It's making me sad"
"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."
"Bill cosby is like life They both end up fucking you"
"Damn girl that's a very red bike. Are you a menstrual cyclist?"
"The only relative I want to see at my door is Papa John."
"Do black people get sunburns? I don't know... Most prisons are indoors."