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Joke of the Day

"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."

"My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are."

"What do you call a chubby girl who's cranky, has bad breath and doesn't screw? You don't call her."

"So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party."

"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"Your momma so old... powdered milk comes out her nipples."

"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"

"Not funny, people. I lost both my parents to a Hot Tub Time Machine."

"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."

"What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted? Hey we have a toot in common."