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Joke of the Day
"Can't trust CNN? Next thing ya know Nigerian royalty sending me emails will be fake."
Next Joke
"Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea."
"Did you hear about the guy who ate so many creole sausages that he had a fatal heart attack? They were his andouille-ing. [I'll see myself out...]"
"Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."
"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"
"A Clinton is running for POTUS, a Jurassic Park movie dominated the summer box office, and they found a knife on OJ's property. It's 1994."
"How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face"
"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"
"I was arrested for washing my pants without taking the cash out of my pockets. They charged me for laundering money."