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Joke of the Day

"Why did the star wars fan kill a blind man? Because he joined the dark side."

"What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors? Harambre"

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!"

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."

"How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs."

"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""

"I've been procrastinating on lots of projects which means I've been multitasking all morning which means I've earned a nap."

"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"