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"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"
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"According to Carl Jung, I should live life like a kleptomaniac hooker... ...and take things as they come."
"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""
"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"
"Need hospital etiquette advice. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?"
"TIL that when a teacher is unable to make it to class, they will temporarily hire a... Oh wait, wrong sub."
"All these jokes about the note 7 are terrible But they have really blown up ( )"
"What is an electricians favorite type of news Current events"
"What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs? Anything you want. He can't hear you."
"I've been up for 30 seconds and I am already exhausted."