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Joke of the Day

"A joke I made up in middle school Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Because Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"

"Lust is not real love and Domino's is not real pizza but both are fine when you're drunk."

"Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!"

"Why don't Boxers have sex before a fight? They don't like eachother"

"My doctor told me if I was 5"" taller I'd be at the ideal weight, so I'm going to try and give that a shot."

"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."

"Meet my good friend 50 Cent, or as he's known across the pond... 10,000 Pounds"

"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."

"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese... He wants to make America grate again"

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"