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Joke of the Day

"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""

"What's Afghanistan's National Bird? An American drone."

"Nice shoes They really stand out"

"Why did Dave Mirra cross the road? To go to the Gun Store!!"

"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""

"Whats the difference between a steak, an egg, and a blow job? You can beat your meat and beat an egg, but you sure cant beat a blow job"

"A cashier rings up a box of trash bags for a customer... Customer: ""I don't know why I keep buying these things, I just end up throwing them out anyways."""

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller"

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew"