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Joke of the Day

"[determined not to have any awkward silence during date] ""so, what's your favorite part of a banana?"""

"My stats prof is so romantic... He keeps talking about his Bayes' Theorem"

"What do pizzas and parents have in common? If they are black, you've got nothing to eat."

"I'll usually order the chicken sandwich. I like my food to be more cowardly than I am."

"Boss:Why is your voice gone? Are you ok? Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's ""Dangerous Woman""* I'm ok...allergies are bad."

"What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny."

"Drinking could cause memory loss. Or even worse, memory loss."

"I like to scream ""YOURE MAKING A SCENE!"" Whenever someone asks me for directions."

"It's hard to tell jokes to shoreline oceanographers They always take things littorally."

"Why'd the ISIS fighter bring his son to the execution? Like all fathers, he wanted his son to get ahead."