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Joke of the Day

"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."

"What's black on the bottom and white on the top? Society."

"Q: What is a volcano? A: A mountain with the hiccups."

"Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal? Because they're crossing the Finnish line."

"So... a dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."

"Reddit is like a whirlpool... Once it sucks you in you cannot escape."

"Sorry I booped your nose during your meltdown .."

"PMS jokes aren't funny... Period."