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Joke of the Day

"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"An Irish guy walks into a bar... A few hours later he goes home and beats his wife into a coma."

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? Cheez Waz."

"[the beeping to remind me to put on my seatbelt finally gives up] *looks at driving test instructor* ""finally"""

"How can you tell when Clinton is lying? Her lips are moving. Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she."

"So it's the first of October. I wonder if anyone remembered to wake Green Day up?"

"Why was John Lennon so ashy? Because he was cremated"

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."

"Why did the elephant paint his balls green? Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados"