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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys know a Mexican's brain is the most expensive out all the race? Because its brand new and never been used"

"Really, auto correct, you don't recognize curse words? Grow the fuvk up."

"What confuses a gay person? Seven"

"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."

"When i dont understand a joke I read on /r/Jokes I don't get it"

"You'll never know how creative you really are until you need to start lying to your kids."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !"

"What were the last words of the explorer who discovered the Boa Constrictor? ""Can't...breathe..."""

"Remember, you are statistically more likely to be killed by a donkey than a plane crash. [Donkey Pilot turns and does throat slit gesture]"

"Did you hear about the Mexican train conductor who killed everyone? He had locomotives."