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Joke of the Day
"What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth? Albert Einstein's dick."
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"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"
"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."
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"What do you do when someone has a seizure in the bathtub? Throw in your laundry!"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."
"Saltwater The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty."