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Joke of the Day

"Saltwater The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10 percent enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty."

"""open up, this is the police!"" ""well, I've felt alone since my girlfriend left me, I'm sad all the time-"" ""no the door open up the door"""

"Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends? A squadratic formula, if you will."

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."

"I bought a Valentine's Day card for everyone at our local Tourettes Society. It's the thought that cunts!"

"A website where low life fat virgins go. www.reddit.com"

"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."

"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."

"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"

"How did hitler rise to power? He didn't everyone else just fell."