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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself."

"The cops showed up earlier saying my dog was chasing some kid on a bike.. I was like that's ridiculous, my dog can't ride a bike"

"more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless"

"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""

"Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out? He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)"

"Him: Let's grill this steak Me: *slams table, screams at steak* WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS Him: that's not- Me: Refusing to talk? BIG MISTEAK"

"Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?"

"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."

"Two old ladies are sitting on a prk bench when a streaker ran past. One had a stroke. The other couldn't reach."

"After every one of Benedict Cumberbatch's lines in DR. STRANGE, turn to your neighbor & say ""I guess that's why they call him Dr. Strange"""