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Joke of the Day
"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"
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"What did the Lion say to the Rhino? Y NO LEGS!"
"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."
"Why I think North Korea is a bad place [deleted]"
"Birth Control My wife and I had seven kids. We tried using birth control pills, but they kept falling out."
"Well, it's Inauguration Day in America.... It's gonna be a great mourning."
"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"
"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""
"It sucks when an album has a real chill sad song and you're like oh yeahh and then the next song is crazy loud it makes me wanna eat knives."
"I've got a great joke Only joking"