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Joke of the Day
"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"
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"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"
"10 minutes into the work day and this subreddit is like the frozen section at the butcher shop. There are no fresh links."
"Why was the boat disobedient? Nobody gave it a stern talking to."
"Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?"
"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""
"If I had a dollar for every time I overexaggerated I'd have, like, a billion dollars"
"Advice on getting a girl everytime My friend told me to use oysters, they work every time. I replied bollox she will notice them floating in her drink."
"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."
"Where are the Halloween jokes?"